email - an entroduction by an e-ngineer(2001)

Welcome,frends, enter into this email world
free for all - ensaan or ensane

e.....what is this thing
emergency,emportant
extortion, envestigation
entelligent, extraordinary
eshwar, elaahi
or an eutopian being?
yes, all these and many more
in fact e is for enything

v r fortunate to hav this
all in the past hav missed
still missing, perhaps, even in the heven
adam, eve, euclid or einstein
this is wonderfoolish
has got its own english,
ethics, entertenment, envirnment & escope
all easy and estylish

english.......very userfrendly
espelling, grammar and vocabulary
simply no match
no need to be educated, even
an elitrate can catch

ethics........excellent
here's enfinite freedom, no esponsibility
do enything, no eccountibility
from espionage to espying
talk enything, no sense-ring
even ebuses - the only words for exchanging
no police, no verdict, no CBI, no tape
here's enough espace to escape

entertenment.........u can't emagine
jokes exciting, all from e2zed
except those four letters
a,b,c,d.......onestly speaking
cos, here evry-1 is khushwanthsingh

envirnment.....clean,green,nice &great
entire world is frend
even the ecologists and economists
no envy, no enemy
all emaandar and high in entegrity
no one to mind
evry-1 is kind

escope.........full
for sharing emotions
and making relations
motto - to chatto
no borders, no bar, enyone
emerican, endian, eraani or europian
all equal in email
be it male or female
ask eny-1.....mailti kya?
ejazz,elliza,erithik or eshwarya

slogan........
enjoy, enjoy and only enjoy, no tension
evidence.......
even a fresher is getting such a warm reception
so, be thankful to this enfotek's great envention
and especially to pay for this ehsaan, do 1-thing
keep mailing......mailing...........and mailing

take care, bye....kh
from em_ess_@hmed